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I’m going to go out on a limb and declare PAUL NASCHY the most significant Werewolf death of the decade.

Naschy was the best werewolf you’ve never heard of. Or maybe you heard of him after he died. Or maybe you’re reading this in Venezuela and you’ve seen most of his films.

In addition to playing the wolf, he’s portrayed Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster, the Mummy, Quasimodo and Phantom of the Opera. He’s been called the Spanish Lon Chaney, but the fact that he never gained recognition in America makes him the Spanish David Beckham.

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Well friends, it’s hard to believe the 00’s are coming to a close. But one things for sure – it’s been an awesome decade for movie-lovers like me. It was no easy task, but here’s my round-up of the most best movies that came out in the last 10 years.

10. Drag Me to Hell
Sam Raimi’s still got it!

9. District 9
I hope they make a sequel.

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Superstar Lisa Beebe has been making cupcakes at the last few KEVIN GEEKS OUT shows. To date, she’s made themed-cupcakes about Flash Gordon, Werewolves, Vincent Price and Dummy Deaths.

This Friday she’s creating a SURPRISE CUPCAKE as part of KEVIN GEEKS OUT: the Holiday Grab Bag Show. Come by and get a mystery dessert. (Even *I* don’t know what it is. Will it be ninjas? U.F.O.s? Zombies? Veteran character actor Ned Beatty? Come to the show and find out.) Buy advanced tickets HERE.

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Tonight a friend of mine invited me to one of the Brooklyn Academy of Music’s screenings of early-Muppets TV clips. The show is like the event I host each month, so it was a perfect fit. Before the screening, the host brought out some prizes and asked trivia questions. I don’t know about you but this stuff always makes me nervous. Irrational panic washes over me. Possibly because I take the trivia too seriously. I could care less about the prizes, I just want to be right. It’s a character flaw. I get that.

Thing is, these questions were easy. And the audience was made up of hardcore Muppet fans. (Maybe you know the type.)

Between questions I started rummaging through my brain, digging up the most obscure Muppet facts I could think of. The best I could come up with is Guy Smiley’s real name.

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November’s installment of Kevin Geeks Out was a one-of-a-kind show, thanks to the driving force of our co-hosts’ obsession and enthusiasum. Howard S. Berger and Kevin Marr brought their A-game — and over 50 clips from movies in every genre, covering 100 years of cinema from the first filmed Dummy Death (1903’s The Great Train Robbery) to a modern death scene with the most expensive dummies ever killed (2007’s Death Proof) Howard and Kevin run an excellent website solely devoted to this topic. (It’s much more fascinating than you might expect. Reading their essays is like hearing JFK conspiracy theories, after a while you get caught up in it.) NOTE: I hosted the show dressed as the TV Commentator from Dawn of the Dead. There’s a great scene where he calls everyone “dummies”. (I didn’t expect people to know, so I showed the clip.)

The show’s guest speakers were full of great stories. Actor Matt Mitler(who previously delighted the crowd at KGO: Werewolves with footage of his Werewolf transformation in Deadtime Stories) showed some dummy death footage from The Mutilator.
(Matt presented me with a poster from the film, see photo)

Actor Kevin Scullin (who’d previously delighted the crowd playing opposite Vincent Price in a scene from The Imporance of Being Ernest, using the LP “Co-Star with Vincent Price) talked about being replaced by a dummy during his death scene in Dead Mate.
Then Howard and Kevin continued the parade of Dummy Deaths, showing some dazzling clips from On The Waterfront, Warriors of the Wasteland, Rollercoaster, Catch-22, Death Wish 4 and a hilarious industrial training film titled Will You Be here Tomorrow? While the film’s intended message is “practice safety on the factory floor” the real message is “stay in school, kids!”
Later, KGO producer Jay Stern looked at Religious symbolism in 1928’s Joan of Arc, comparing the religious statues of the Catholic Church to the dummy immolation at the stake. We also looked at how the use of Dummy Deaths in the Monkees’ HEAD works as a critique of the false, manufactured band. And then we saw a robot blow-up a chick’s head in Chopping Malll. Always a crowd pleaser.

Soon it was time for a cupcake break. Lisa Beebe’s dummy death cupcakes were a big hit. Each cupcake featured a dead body, which could be a person, an animal, or sometimes just a decapitated head. (This cool food blog reviewed the show – and raved about the cupcakes.) What I loved about this dessert is that it’s interactive, each person could make-up the backstory of how the dummy died – whether they were thrown from the roof of a cut in half by an airplane propellor.

During our break, we called our super-special guest, a living legend in the world of dummy deaths – TOM SAVINI! Little did Tom know that I was dressed as a character from Dawn of the Dead. I should’ve mentioned that.

** In this clip, I started to mention Savini’s ringtone, but then I got distracted and never revealed what it is. Now, for the first time anywhere, it can be told: bullfrogs croaking. True story.

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In Jeffrey Cooper’s book The Nightmare on Elm Street Companion: The Official Guide to America’s Favorite Fiend, director Wes Craven describes a new direction in horror, saying that he’s pioneering a new territory which blurs the lines between the real world and the dream world.

Of course, he’s talking about his own movie A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), but he could just as easily be describing Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm (1979). I’m not knocking the first Elm Street movie, but I think it owes something to Don Coscarelli’s sublime, dream-like film.

Here are the endings to both films. (Note: The Spoilers! statue of limitations expires after 15 years, so “Spoilers!” does not apply.)


(note: I couldn’t get find the Elm Street final scene online, so I had to post this slightly different version without the car turning on the kids. But you get the idea.)



This side-by-side screening was supposed to be part of KEVIN GEEKS OUT ABOUT DUMMY DEATHS, but we cut Phantasm in the interest of showing more dummy deaths. (A decision I stand by.)

Arguably, Craven’s use of the dummy gives his scene an added punch and a not-quite-real dream quality. But Coscarelli knows how to make the most of Monster Hands.

This comparison was previously included in my AMC video-essay about SCARY SCIENCE-FICTION, where we even do the bit with monster hands.


Watch the episode, it’s only two and a half minutes, and it’s one of the best looking ones we did (tip o’ the hat to DP Jeremy Carr, editor Eric Hendricks and the actor’s actor, Mike Birch.)

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This morning I had a dream that I made my kids some Batman pancakes. When I woke up, you can imagine my disappoinment that it was just a dream. (And I can imagine your disappointment in my dream-life. Get over it. I married my dream girl, so now I have to fantasize about delighting my sons with novelty superhero breakfasts.)

When I googled the phrase BATMAN PANCAKES I hoped to find an inexpensive kitchen tool, like a cookie-cutter in the shape of the Bat-logo, but for a griddle. (I’ve seen the same thing with making eggs in the shape of handguns.) But instead, I came across this online diary about a transgendered college student – and while the headline is about “homosexual non-demoninational batman pancakes”, it’s not a queer reading about Batman and Robin. As a matter of fact there’s no mention of the Caped Crusader outside of the attention-grabbing headline.

For now my quest continues to find the easy pancake maker that strikes fear in the heart of criminals.

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The wonder people at SHOUT! Factory are always surprising with what they’ll put on DVD. So far they’ve issued hard-to-find gems like SCTV, Johnny Got His Gun, The Stepfather, Zach Galafianakis at the Purple Onion, The Stewardesses (in 3D) and The Dana Carvey Show.

What will they think up next?

The good news: They’re releasing a deluxe wide-screen edition of the William Shatner vs. Spiders epic, KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS. A creepy 1977 movie that looks, sounds, feels like a TV movie — but isn’t!

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Don’t forget, this Friday at 8, it’s KEVIN GEEKS OUT ABOUT DUMMY DEATHS!

To get you suitably excited, here’s photo quiz called
NAME THAT DUMMY DEATH, PLEASE.
(Always polite when asking friends to identify simulations of graphic violence.)

The first person to name these films wins TWO FREE TICKETS to this Friday’s show.

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