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This is not a symbolic death, like a comic-book geek has been reformed  or anything.  Rather, it’s the actual loss of a really great guy who was killed by a drunk driver.  This is the second obituary I’m writing from Kevin Geeks Out About Werewolves; in December I’d eulogized actor-writer Paul Naschey here.   Today I’m writing about filmmaker John McGarr.

John recently produced House of the Wolfman.  He also played the creepy manservant, Barlow (pictured, right.)  The film re-creates the look and feel of a 1940’s monster movie, it even boasts a connection to the original Universal Monsters by casting Ron Chaney (grandson of the original Wolf Man, Lon Chaney Jr.)

Last week John attended the HorrorHound Weekend in Indianapolis.  According to a convention organizer, John and his brother Eben were there working on a documentary.  On Thursday morning, he was walking to breakfast when a car swerved out of the traffic lane, hitting and killing John.

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Kevin Geeks Out is a monthly video variety/comedy show I host at the 92Y Tribeca.  This is a recap of the February 2010 installment: Kevin Geeks Out About Monkeys.


We kicked off the show with a hot-mix of some favorite monkey movies and TV shows, including clips from The Mighty Gorga, Trog, Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Battle for the Planet of the Apes, and an actual film called FUNKY MONKEY which stars Matthew Modine as a guy who travels around the country with a super-talented chimp.  Apparently they’re just about to leave town when they are roped into helping a kid win the big game.  (I’ll admit, I didn’t watch the entire movie, just the football stuff.)

Then I did a lengthy study about the legacy of King Kong, from the sequels to the Toho reboots, the remakes, the knock-offs, the universal studios ride, the video games, and so on.  [Fun-Fact: the 1933 original was followed by a quickie sequel called Son of Kong.  Now the first film came out in April of ’33, the sequel premiered that December.  This is probably the quickest turn-around is sequel-making.  But 50 years later that record was beat when a 1984 blockbuster attempted to quickly cash in on a sequel before the fad ended.  Can you guess the movie?  It was Breakin’ (released in May of ’84) immediately followed by Breakin’ 2 (which was released in December, presumably to be eligible for the ’84 Academy Awards.)]  We also covered the Toho reboot, including King Kong Vs. Godzilla and the film where Kong fights his robot doppleganger, Mechani-Kong (below King Kong Escapes) All this, plus: King Kong Bundy, Donkey Kong, King Kong cocktails, and profiles of 1970’s knock-offs including Queen KongA*P*E, and King Kung-Fu. We showed bits from Universal studios’ “King Kong Experience” ride and commercials for Nebraska’s King Kong fast-food restaurant. (don’t worry, they don’t eat gorilla meat.) For the sake of keeping this a family show, we did not screen anything from Kinky Kong or Babes of Kong Island.

Next up, a Kevin Geeks Out favorite — Professor Geoff Klock did a close-reading on a single issue of the Justice League Comic Book that centered around Gorilla Grodd. Klock argued that the adventured celebrated the weirdness of his adventures — the kind of stuff Christopher Nolan would never put in a movie — like Batman taking his space-ship to a distant planet where he kicks a gorilla in the nut-sack.  Viva Comics!

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At last week’s KEVIN GEEKS OUT ABOUT MONKEYS we shared a popular story of how in the late 1950’s DC Comics Editor Julius Schwartz discovered that gorillas-on-covers = SALES.  Eventually all the comic editors wanted apes on the cover.  But Schwartz didn’t want to kill the goose (or gorilla) that laid the golden egg; he said only one gorilla cover each month.   Since then, gorillas have been a staple of comic artwork.  Below are some of those covers. (Story continues after the jump.)
NOTE: Just before the show began, I was rehearsing with M. Sweeney Lawless, who did this segment with me.  Some guy saw the color copies and introduced himself as a DC Comics editor.  (weird, right?)  We asked, “Is gorillas-on-covers true or an urban myth?”  He said “It’s true. Gorillas sell.”  There you have it.

That gorilla has style! I’m rooting for the Mod Gorilla. I also wonder if today’s readers think A-Man sounds like a dated, sanitized curse-word.

First off — I think this gorilla is confusing “conquering the world” with “teaching 9th grade.”
Second — This cover has one element too many.  It would be enough if a human robbed a library in a mad attempt at global domination.  Do we need the gorilla?  Or rather, does the gorilla need the gun?  Wouldn’t it be enough if a 400-pound talking ape threatened your life?  At least here, when the Librarian re-tells her story and the boss says “You gave him the books?!”  She can explain, “He had a gun!”
Update: since doing the show last week, I discovered that the above issue of FROM BEYOND THE UNKNOWN is, in fact, a reprint of “The Secret of the Man Ape!” which appeared on the cover of STRANGE ADVENTURES.  You’ll notice a lot of changes have taken place.  For one thing, the price of a comic has doubled. But the re-print is worth the extra dime, what with it’s exciting artwork and flashy dialogue.  The dopey-looking monkey on Strange Adventures is rather underwhelming, between the “medicated” look on his face and the dry dialogue “You will now put those books inside this valise!”  (pretty tame compared to the commanding “Hand over those two books!”)  It’s no wonder the red-head librarian keeps her cool.  Also, after Friday’s show I’d joked that the above cover manages to squeeze in the image of a library patron (see between the gorillas legs.)  This must’ve been to establish that the story takes place during the library’s regular operating hours.  My friend Jamie pointed out the man’s reaction “shows that we’re looking at something surprising.”  You would never know that from the original Strange Adventures cover.   
It is my sincere wish that there’s a third re-imagining of this cover, so that I can commission an artist to paint a cover where a gorilla goes into a comic book store and demands all three issues, in order to rule the world. 
One of the best things about seeing these old covers is wondering what the hell is going on in the story.  Typically, the plotlines are never as outrageous as we imagine.  But “The Secret of the Man-Ape!” is still pretty nutso.  (If you are ready to have your imagination staggered, you can read this synopsis, complete with wise-ass commentary.) 


These two Strange Adventure covers are somewhat similar, no?   Nothing succeeds like success.  
Meg observed that in the bottom story, the guy’s obviously had his chest waxed — perhaps by the ungentle hands of the gorilla nurse. 
Meg says, “Green Gorilla” is 50’s slang for absinthe. 
Meg says the whole story is right there on the cover.  Save your 12-cents.
I say, this 1962 Gorilla-Man story looks a lot like the 1942 Bela Lugosi movie The Ape Man
A classic example of the Gorilla as Genius.  This cover also reminds us of when the “National Science Academy Awards” really meant something.  Back in the old days, before they were ruined by guys plagurising from monkeys. 
Know who woulda loved this cover?  Hitler.  (His favorite movie was King Kong.) 
It’s a classic example of gorilla as mega-brute.  
I’m amazed this cover hasn’t been optioned as a Rob Zombie movie. 
Pay close attention to the way the gorilla is forcing its big, hairy digit into Jimmy Olsen’s tiny ring-hole.  This is called “foreshadowing.”
Meg says “Superman is King of Mardis Gras”!
Finally, the Godfather of Gorillas on covers: Gorilla Grodd…


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Save the Date:  Friday March 19 @ 8pm

KEVIN GEEKS OUT ABOUT SHARKS
Kevin Maher and co-host Matthew Glasson look at the history of JAWS rip-offs, from the Golden Age of Shark Cinema, the Silver Age of Sanctioned Sequels and the Bronze Age of Documentaries and CGI Sharks.  Plus the adult-movie inspired by JAWS, the National Lampoon parody that never was (with a script by John Hughes), and incredible shark scenes with zombies, superheroes, Jackie Chan, Burt Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, the Olsen Twins and the Harlem Globetrotters. 
Special guest Karen Sneider (The New Yorker) shares a shark comic strip.  
Comedian Ritch Duncan addresses a plot hole in the JAWS quadrilogy. 
And Sara Reiss will serve Shark Cupcakes. 
This show WILL sell-out.  Buy tickets in advance here.
Kevin Geeks Out About Sharks 
Friday March 19, 2010
8:00pm
at the 92Y Tribeca
200 Hudson Street
New York City



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Each month I host a theme night at the 92Y Tribeca in New York City, the show is called KEVIN GEEKS OUT.  

January’s sold-out show celebrated the year 2010 with a collection of speculative visions of tomorrow.  (In honor of this occasion, I dressed as Orson Welles when he hosted the sensationalist Nostradamus documentary: The Man Who Saw Tomorrow, more on that later…) We started off with a grab-bag of video footage from a variety of films (and TV shows) that showcased: a police state that enforced mandatory dancing (The Apple), a fully-realized 3-D chess game aboard a spaceship (Futureworld), the most popular cable channel of the 22nd century (Idiocracy), and a time-travelling spaceman who taught the people of the future all about funk (Buck Rogers). 

After that KGO super-producer Jay Stern shared an edited-down video of the 1930 talkie JUST IMAGINE.  This science-fiction musical showed what life would be like 50 years in the future.  (Warning: The film features lots of prohabition jokes.)





Daily Show writer Elliott Kalan shared a photo-essay on the 1939 World’s Fair.  Elliott featured surprising details and photos of the world’s largest cash register — but he also got at the heart of the World’s Fair’s sorrow.  (Elliott’s piece will be making its way to the internet soon.)

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KEVIN GEEKS OUT ABOUT MONKEYS
Friday, February 19th @ 8pm
92 Y Tribeca
200 Hudson Street
New York City

Get tickets (no service charge!) and find more details here.

Guest speakers include:


Professor Geoff Klock (author of How to Read Superhero Comics and Why)


Cartoonist Michael Kupperman  (Tales Designed to 
Thrizzle)


Editor Carrie McLaren (editor of Monkeywire.org, and 
producer of “useless lecture series” Adult Education)


Quizmaster Noah Tarnow  (host and producer of BIG QUIZ THING)


plus a special presentation by KGO Super-producer 
M. Sweeney Lawless.

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At the last KEVIN GEEKS OUT, I spoke on the topic of Saturday Morning Cartoon Visions of the Future.  Here’s a recap, with links…

The first example people think of is THE JETSONS.  But remember, the 1962 cartoon appeared on ABC as a prime-time sitcom.  What’s more it was a sort-of spin-off of The Flintstones.  (Jetsons: Flintsones as Green Acres: Beverly Hillbillies.)  The show was set exactly 100 years in the future — 2062 A.D.

In 1974 Hanna-Barbera ripped-themselves off by making THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY 2200 A.D.   This cartoon was made 12 years after the Jetsons premiere, but it was set 40 years later than the Jetsons.   It follows the same basics of flying cars, elevated cities, automated kitchens. And instead of a dog for comic-relief, there’s a ROBO-dog.

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From the great reeking dumps rose Corona Park, site of the 1939’s World’s Fair and home – briefly – to “the world’s first celebrity robot,” Elektro. “Elektro the Moto-Man” began life as one of several different automatons built by the Westinghouse Electric Corporation in its Mansfield, Ohio laboratory.

Elektro could do no useful household chores or protect our nation in time of war, but no one had seen a real-life robot before – let alone a gleaming gold-painted gizmo in human form – and he became the star of the 1939 World’s Fair.
Though each robot reputedly cost Westinghouse hundreds of thousands of dollars, their feats of wonder were limited by a rudimentary technology.  Elektro’s “accomplishments” included walking, talking, and smoking, i.e. rolling forward slowly, moving his head, jaw, and arms via the action of ordinary motors and chains, playing a 78-rpm record, and using bellows inside his head to puff a cigarette placed in his mouth by an assistant.
Elektro’s appearances at the World’s Fair were glamorous events.  He was a steel and aluminum harbinger of humanity’s unlimited potential – or Westinghouse’s – and millions of people marveled as he spoke from his balcony (like Juliet!  like the Pope!  like Mussolini!) high above the crowds of ordinary citizens, some of whom brought their home movie cameras to capture their glimpse of the future. (N.B. Look for Elektro about 15½ minutes in.)

Soon Elektro was joined by a mechanical dog. Though “Sparko the Moto-Dog” seemed like more of an afterthought than real progress, he charmed just the same.

Millions flocked to the World’s Fair as the Great Depression shambled through its tenth year.  Elektro seemed to embody Enlightenment ideals:  the promise that set-backs were temporary, progress was assured, and the future was promising.   
While we dwell on the prospect of our infinite perfectibility, flash forward hardly any time at all to 1940:  the World’s Fair is bankrupt.  The dream of the future has come crashing to an end.  (According to a Pittsburg Tribune-Review article reprinted by the Westinghouse Museum, “A cartoon appeared in The New Yorker the day after the fair closed.  There were no words accompanying the cartoon, only a sense of sadness at seeing Elektro and Sparko walking away into the sunset.”)
Elektro was crated, shipped, and stored at the Westinghouse facility where he was created.  However, when the United States declared itself part of WWII (okay, Japan sort of declared it first), Elektro had no place in laboratories that had been turned over to the production of such military necessities as M1 helmet linters.   (Did you know the poster of the “We Can Do It” woman making a muscle was made for Westinghouse employees during the war?  Yes, it was.) 
Westinghouse engineer John Weeks had worked on Elektro and decided to save him from the scrap heap, so he took the robot home for safekeeping.  His son Jack was eight years old at the time and did what any boy would do upon discovering a gigantic robot in the basement:  he dressed up Elektro and played with him. 
As with many former stars, Elektro (and Sparko) hit the road for appearances at department stores, tourist attractions, and theme parks such as the Westinghouse exhibit at Pacific Ocean Park (where he was painted silver).  At one point the Elektromobile was in a car crash and Elektro’s entire torso had to be replaced (and then he was painted copper).
To his credit, Elektro also visited hospitals and nursing homes; yet year by year audiences saw him less as an awe-inspiring engineering wonder than a kind of quaint clanking relic from a drive-in movie.  As happens to many former celebrities, Elektro found himself cast as the opener for a novelty act when he and Sparko were dispatched to promote the movie The Day the Earth Stood Still.
After several years of life on the road, Elektro showed up on YOU ASKED FOR IT, a television program featuring viewer requests for nutty stunts and where-are-they-now appearances by celebrity actors and robots.  
“I am Elektro, mightiest of all robots,” he tells the studio audience, “I was created by Westinghouse Laboratory.  I am 7’6” tall.  I weigh 260 pounds.  My brain is bigger than yours.  It weighs 60 pounds.  I can do many things.  If you use me well I can be your slave.”  (A slave?  Elektro the Moto-Man, a slave?  We’ve just got through WWII, we’re about to tackle Civil Rights, and we’re romanticizing slavery, Eisenhower America?  Everything they say about the 50s was right.)  The “Skippy All-Time Award” our announcer mentions is named after the show’s sponsor, Skippy peanut butter, so we can be pretty sure Elektro is blowing up a balloon instead of smoking a cigarette because kids are watching.  Dire!  (Of course, our own times are responsible for Roxxxy – “sex robot“and saddest invention in the world.)
But it’s back to the sad tale of Elektro, who shows up once again in an unlikely venue – this time in the 1960 film “Sex Kittens Go to College.”  The SKGtC trailer is readily availible online  and in case you forget what it’s about or see it under the title, “Beauty and the Robot,” the trailer reminds you nine (9) times: it’s about sex kittens.  Elektro underwent surgery for his role:  the porthole in his chest was inexpertly plugged and a square hole was cut for a speaker.  Not only is he typecast as a robot named Sam Thinko who is, for the most part, relegated to the background and given corny interactions with actress (pronounced “breathy jiggler”) Mamie van Doren, poor Elektro spends the movie broadcasting pseudo-sexy dialogue that writes checks his aging circuits and gears can’t pay. 
But here’s the bit that captures the average blogger’s imagination and holds it hostage:  there is a scene in which Elektro appears with a chimpanzee and stripper doing what the average blogger likes them to do best, i.e. the chimp wears human clothes and the stripper takes off human clothes. (See the sadness of Roxxxy, above.)  (Ed. note: see the clip at this link. which features Elektro/Thinko’s racy “Dream Sequence” which was only used in the European Cut of the film.  Or watch a “safe for work” clip below):
Just when you think Elektro is fated for the crusher (and you’d be justified thinking so, as he was decapitated and his head given away to Westinghouse executive Harold Gorsuch, a moto-man project veteran, when he retired), Jack Weeks comes on the scene. 
You may remember Jack Weeks as the eight-year-old who played with Elektro in his basement.  Jack became an engineer like his dad, and when he happened to find himself at the screening of a middling sex comedy, he recognized Elektro in the midst of the sex kittens and vowed to save him from a fate worse than B-movies.  (The story of his search for Elektro’s body parts is as compelling as that of Isis and Osiris, and though he keeps the original blueprints under lock and key, you can pore over the schematic that shows the bellows that enabled Elektro to “smoke” and blow up a balloon.)
It seems everyone takes a proprietary interest in Elektro and we can’t help hoping for a happy ending.  Even Jack Weeks let himself hope that Elektro, newly restored to his former dignity, would end up in the Henry Ford museum alongside our nation’s other early ingenious inventions. 
Elektro’s history is a sad one and the *spoiler* will not come as one at all: the moto-man (and his moto-dog) never made it to the Henry Ford museum, as Jack Weeks – and others wished.
Sparko, of course, hasn’t been seen for decades and the Mansfield Memorial museum (“We are the permanent home of ELEKTRO, the Westinghouse robot built for the 1939 New York World’s Fair Oldest Surviving American Robot in the World.”), which is the home of Jack Week’s restored Elektro
displays a resin fiberglass painted facsimile to crowds so sparse the doors are only open on weekends (but not in January.)
For a brief while, models of Elektro and Sparko appeared in a Japanese robot museum, but that went out of business.  Pittsburgh also plans to exhibit a model Elektro (and Sparko).  We’ll see.
Elektro is the only robot of his design.  There was never another like him.  Though his life’s history has been written about, talked about, viewed, and witnessed in person literally millions of times, as with Elektro himself, many parts are missing, presumed lost.
** written for the January installment of the live show KEVIN GEEKS OUT, where the theme was “Visions of the Future.” M. Sweeney Lawless is a writer/performer whose work appears in the upcoming Any Body’s Guess (Andrews McMeel, 2010) and The Lowbrow Reader Anthology (Drag City, 2011) She is also a producer for KEVIN GEEKS OUT
Thanks to Elliott Kalan and Kevin Maher.  
Additional Elektrobilia for your Elektrophilia:
A tenuous Elektro-Marx Brothers connection
http://minniesboys.blogspot.com/2009_07_01_archive.html
Have you seen Sparko? 
http://www.popcitymedia.com/innovationnews/innovation1105.aspx
http://jcwinnie.biz/wordpress/?p=1234
The rise and fall of Elektro
newscientist.com/article/mg20026873.000-the-return-of-elektro-the-first-celebrity-robot.html
Elektro and Sparko make the Top 50
1939-1940 New York World’s Fair History
Images of Elektro – both candid and canned
Here is an Elektro etching
And the same image on one of the tablets near the Unisphere (scroll down)
1939 World’s Fair Souvenirs – including an Elektro pin!
People can’t resist writing fictional biographies for Elektro
davidszondy.com/future/robot/elektro1.htm
Meat Beat Manifesto’s “Original Control (Version 2)”
Listen for “I am Elektro” and dance to his braggadocio: “My brain is bigger than yours”
ROAD TRIP – Go See Elektro! (but call first)
Mansfield Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Building
(419) 524-2491
N.B.  the museum is open limited hours and too poor to have its own web site
Scroll down for an account of a road trip and more facts from Elektro’s history

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