Thanks everybody who came out to KISS NIGHT! I had a blast and I hope you did, too. For those of you who missed it — we watched KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK, we screened clips of Gene Simmons in the 1984 robot-spider movie RUNAWAY and, in keeping with the movie’s story (KISS fights robots), we got an audience member to compete with Rob’s robot-clone in a beer-guzzling contest. (watch the video below)

Now here are some KISSKUS (KISS Haikus) by Rebecca Maher, Mike Whalen, M. Sweeney Lawless and Kevin Maher

How many girls you ask?
Don’t know. How many grains of
sand on the beach?

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Girls, booze, drugs, fame.
That’s not why KISS does it.
They do it for the money.

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I checked on YouTube
But no one has made KISS Meets
The Phantom Menace

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I have a sex dream
Where the members of KISS fuck
The Facts of Life chicks.

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When Geraldo said,
Stick out your tongue Gene, he said
“Can’t, the floor’s not clean”

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Want to find world peace?
Don’t send Marines to Iraq
Send the KISS Army

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We begged them – begged them
“Take off your makeup!” They did.
By that time, who cared?

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PAUL STANLEY
Do you take requests?
Here’s a request for you:
Could you wear your shirt?

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Gene Simmons’ “Love Gun”
is the children’s toy I pine
for every Christmas.

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Only place you’ll find
death before disco is in
the dictionary.