To get ready for Friday’s show (KEVIN GEEKS OUT: ALL ABOUT EVIL**) here’s an A-Z poem about horror films.
A is for Alien, chest-bursting bitch
B is for Belial, makes baskets twitch
C’s for Chatterer, cenobite #2
D is for Damien, this hanging’s for you
E is for Evil Dead, like Ash destroys
F is for Freddy, rapped with Fat Boys
G is for Graboids, Tremors’ worms on the prowl
H is the Hitcher, stalking C. Thomas Howell
I is for Isaac, creepy kid priest
J is for JAWS (the first two, at least)
K is for Killdozer, killing machine
L is for Leatherface, based on Ed Gein
M’s Michael Myers, a sequel approaches
N is The Nest, flesh-eating cockroaches
O is for Orca, made Richard Harris cry
Q is for Q, flying lizard-of-prey
S is the Stranger, don’t answer his calls
T’s for The Tall Man, beware of his balls
U is for Uncle Sam, he wants you… dead
V is for Vincent, this farmer’s well-fed
W’s Willard, the rat devotee
X is for Xtro, unfriendly E.T.
Y’s for this Yeti, King Kong inspired
Z is for Zoltan, doggy vampire
** For more horror entertainment, come to KEVIN GEEKS OUT: ALL ABOUT EVIL
Saturday October 19th @ 7:30pm at the Alamo Drafthouse in Yonkers
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