A is for AEON, I’d tap that cartoon
B is for BETTY, with black and white poon
C’s for the CAPTAIN, patriotic and pensive
D is DICK TRACY, his sidekicks are offensiveE is for ELMER, a hunter who’s greedy
F’s for FAT ALBERT, who has diabetes
G is for GARFIELD, another fat-ass
H is for HOMER, cartoon working class
I’s INUYASHA, a Japanese flower
J is for JOSIE, with real pussy power
K is KIM POSSIBLE, more Disney jailbait
L is for LIGHTNING, made 2 films I hate
M is for MARIO, loves Italian Salami
N’s for NATASHA, Tall Sexy Commie
O’s OLIVE OIL, like a stick in a skirt
P is for PEPE, cat-molesting pervert
Q is for Q-BERT…what the fuck is he?
R is for REN, and that eeediot Stimpy
S is for SPACE GHOST, ain’t got no pupils
T is for TAS, he lacks any scruples
U is for UNDERDOG, kicks bad guy’s asses
V is for VELMA, she loses her glasses
W’s WOODY, psychotic and silly
X is for X-MEN, mutated and killy
Y is for YOGI, steals food when he can
Z is for ZANDOR, ripped off by He-Man
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