1. THE BEACH BABE
For you boner-poppin’ Freedom-luvin’ Shakesepeare fans.
2. THE ST. PAULIE GIRL KNOCK-OFF
Oktoberfest meets the 4th of July meets beer ad stereotypes.
4. HIGH MAINTENANCE (i.e. She expects a man to say thank you after she gives him a knob-job.)
5. ROOFIE WAITING TO HAPPEN
7. TOPLESS LADY AT SOME KIND OF DEATH CAMP
Do not assume the pile of skulls means she’s at Dauchau, she could be topless in a Terminator future where John Connor lost the war to an army of Confederate Androids.
8. BIKER BABES
8A. CYCLE SLUT WITH GUN FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM IN IRAQ
“ONE BAD MOMMA” SHOULD NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE “ONE BAD MOTHER”**
Say, where’s the Father in all of this?
Oh right, he’s being nagged by that shrewish Mother-in-Law.
** Definitely should not be confused with ONE BAD MOTHER podcast on Maximum Fun Radio. That’s a great podcast, by the way.