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To get ready for Thursday’s ZOMBIE SPECTACULAR** at Nitehawk Cinema, here’s an A-Z poem about horror films. 

A is for Alien, chest-bursting bitch


B is for Belial, makes baskets twitch


C’s for Chatterer, cenobite #2


D is for Damien, this hanging’s for you

E is for Evil Dead, like Ash destroys


F is for Freddy, rapped with Fat Boys


G is for Graboids, Tremors’ worms on the prowl


H is the Hitcher, stalking C. Thomas Howell


I is for Isaac, creepy kid priest


J is for JAWS (the first two, at least)


K is for Killdozer, killing machine


L is for Leatherface, based on Ed Gein


M’s Michael Myers, a sequel approaches


N is The Nest, flesh-eating cockroaches


O is for Orca, made Richard Harris cry


P is for Pumpkinhead, killed Soleil Moon Frye


Q is for Q, flying lizard-of-prey


R is for Ricky, who shouts “Garbage day!


S is the Stranger, don’t answer his calls


T’s for The Tall Man, beware of his balls


U is for Uncle Sam, he wants you… dead


V is for Vincent, this farmer’s well-fed


W’s Willard, the rat devotee


X is for Xtro, unfriendly E.T.


Y’s for this Yeti, King Kong inspired


Z is for Zoltan, doggy vampire

** For more horror entertainment, come to KEVIN & MATT GEEK OUT ABOUT ZOMBIES. Thursday, October 23rd at 9:30, at Nitehawk Cinema in Brooklyn. 




KEVIN & MATT GEEK OUT ABOUT ZOMBIES
Thursday October 23rd @ 9:30pm

Get tickets HERE



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My Dream Date with a Villain

A is for ALIEN (horror movies A-Z) 


A is for ANAKIN (sci-fi movies A-Z) 

A is for AUTOMAN (sci-fi television A-Z)

A is for ANTHRAX (heavy metal A-Z) 

A is for AEON  (animation A-Z)

A is for ANDRE  (pro wrestling A-Z)

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