Be sure to check out the other pop culture primers (see below)
A is for ANDRE, he has a posse
B is for BOBBY brainy and bossy
C is for CM, straight-edge represent!
D’s DIBIASE, wrestling’s 1%
E’s for ELIZABETH, sexy and sassy
F is for FREDDIE, he’s so fuckin’ classy
G is for GEORGE, green tongue eats turnbuckle
H is the HULKSTER with Fred Flintstone stubble
I’s IRON SHEIK, with crippling Camel Clutch
J is for JIMMY, who talks too damn much
K is for KING KONG who caused much commotion
L’s LEAPING LANNY, poetry in motion
M is for MACHO, ooohh yeah, all the way
N is for NIKOLAI, hates U.S.A.!
O is for BARRY O, destined to lose
P’s for PAUL BEARER, a ghoul among ghouls
Q is for QUEEN KONG, self-proclaimed Glamazon
R’s ROWDY RODDY, put the damn glasses on!
S is for SLAUGHTER, who became a cartoon
T is for TUGBOAT (also known as “Typhoon”)
U’s the UNDERTAKER, a death-obsessed hottie
V is for VENTURA, a Governing Body
W’s WARRIOR perfected the suplex
X is for X-PAC, (because his name starts with X)
Y’s YOKOZUNA, a sumo belly driver
Z is for ZEUS, with the wall-eye of the tiger
* NOTE: Brian Solomon penned his own Abedcedarium on Wrestling, which he read at Kevin Geeks Out about Wrasslin’. That poem is coming soon to the internet.
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